21212th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

im handfeeding chompsgpt more content don’t mind me

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It’s like that one video about how to kill a time traveler.

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goodbye cookie and see u on friday

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My spice tolerance levelled up. Those chillis that were making me go numb and cry a few days ago? I just ate two. Without batting an eye :sunglasses:

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Haha that’s so swagalicious my player two, whenever I eat a rare generated pepper that hits a critical on my taste buds I yell “+5% FIRE RESISTANCE!” loud enough for all my AFK teammates to hear. Keep leveling up your pixeated pepper game until you can beat the final boss of spicyness :hot_pepper: :fire:

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This sounds like chat gpt wrote it

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I actually typed it all out from my knowledge of it

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It’s not like quite chatgpt enough to actually scan as written as fully by it to be clear but it’s like a step in the chat gpt vector compared to normal talking

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My computer had a black bar and I was so scared and I turned it back off and on again and now I’m not

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Thank god

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Game of “Chomps or ChompsGPT”.

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i read the plot synopsis of midsommar and hereditary and i watched the biggest scenes from midsommar and now im scared shitless. i wanna huddle under my blanket and beg to be spared. i am sorry to anyone and everyone ive wronged or annoyed please dont hurt me :sob:

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Ari Aster has claimed yet another victim.

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you know you don’t do good with horror. you shouldn’t even read about it.

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curiosity killed the cat

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hold yourself back.

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If you say that, he’ll never consume The Magnus Archives.

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  1. magnus archives isn’t usually scary
  2. unfortunately i’d rather tutuu be happy than watch something that’ll freak him out just cause i like it
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Magnus sounds scary

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