20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

i need the lore to optimally give you bad advice

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you will be if i have any say in it

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Noooo I donmt wanna go to brasil

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not a required part of quizbowl

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I’m requiring your ass to stop giving me advice

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you don’t have to listen to any of my advice you know

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thrilling discussion about how to be a good quizbowl coach (or at least how not to be a bad one)

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Yeah but it worms its way into my mind insidiously you’re some kind of evil virus that makes me do what you want

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I do kinda want to play wuizbowl

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Benguined revealed to be the ultimate antagonist of The Last of Us.
More at 4.

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it’s already too late

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Quizbowl is fun in the abstract and then sucks when you need to actually be good at it.

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just don’t be good at it

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Ash I’ll give you my address if you volunteer to come kill me if I start a quizboel team

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there’s like one super good team in your circuit (i think you can guess which one) and the rest are just like. regional good at best

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Can I settle for Count of Monte Cristo-ing it by acquiring enormous amounts of wealth and using it to systematically destroy your life once you feel you’ve escaped the sins of your past?

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You have to shoot me in the head.

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Metaphorically speaking.

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My dorm is on the first floor it’s a left then a left

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