20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

True, especially because

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I noticed that he handed the guy his own glass

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i kinda thought this was out like seven years ago

oh that’s cause it’s also a show

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Yeah there’s a movie coming

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Rian Johnson too focused on doing Epic Owns of his political enemies to just write a good mystery

i still like benoit blanc as a character though and i don’t think he can repeat the stuff that made glass onion fall flat though, so, like, here’s hoping

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$320M flop, let’s goooooooo

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Rough calcs are that it needs 150 million views in the first four weeks to break even for Netflix, so, uh, womp womp.

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『 The Power Of Negatives Is Absolute 』
『 The Calling Of Origin Bears A Burden 』
『 The Weak Shall Not Be Ignored 』
『 Union Of Opposites Brings Forth Hope 』

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『 The Power Of Negatives Is Absolute 』fans when I pull out an odd exponent.

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the power of negatives is absolute fans when i show them what negative powers do

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tutuu is pink again

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iconic

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:heartpulse:

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Idk how they even calculate that for streaming shows

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ARPU metrics, I imagine.
SaaS companies aren’t exactly lacking in data.

Netflix does obsfucate the data though so they can disguise how much any given thing is a flop.

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Also true, but we have info from third-parties like Nielsen that can make what I imagine is a solid estimate.

You get to be Netflix’s size, people are naturally gonna try and figure out if you’re just fluff.