cc: “im nyot shmol im nyot shmol im nyot im nyot”
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is that girl like 5
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Nah probably 1000.
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Reincarnated son of demon lord or smthn
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Perfect I’ll be that instead!
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Congratulations you are a 1000 year old instead of 5 unfortunately for you theres no numbers above 999 so instead of 1000 you just become 0 ( should have accepted your fate at 5)
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By the Empress’ decree, the year of 1000 is cancelled. 999 marches on, unceasing, enduring like Her Majesty herself.
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The year 1000 is year 0 because nothing above 999 can exist. According to the empress’ decree, anything after the years (0) can exist so you revert back to 0. Infact you revert back into negatives because 0 cant exist. Enjoy age debt
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Who is the empress and what beef does she have with year 1001
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mom: you better not be the best album of all time
the 2010 album Heligoland by trip hop collective Massive Attack: you shoukd drink more vodka
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Or by the Empress’ decree I continue to be 999 forever as the year repeats itself, thus, there is no need to reset to 0 :)
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fallen london joke
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Enjoy eternity :)
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Wasnt that a way ancient greeks cursed
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thats a way i curse
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And so I shall, march on, ceaseless, enduring…
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I remember something about them using immortality as a curse word think i was mistaken though sadge
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This was how the immortal queens journey began
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While trying to find this i found something interesting
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Got sent to facebook and below the relevant post a guy suggested playing dnd through written letters
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