20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

I don’t remember

Most of my long-running lies if somebody directly asked I’d just spill but nobody does

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ITS MORE IMMORAL TO TELL THE POLICE LMAO

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Wouldn’t that be because you’d be a henchman.

Being May’s accessory of crime sounds more like a badge of honor more than anything

most of your longrunning lies I’d keep up long after you spilled

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I used to steal items from the university convenience store by stacking them in the scanning thing and pretending I didn’t notice

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You have seen the things I ping you about you know this to be true

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I don’t have actually any moral issues with stealing I just don’t do it

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Stealing from a store is something they will never feel the pain or

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Being apathic to crime…

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Now they have a sign saying not to stack stuff so I don’t have plausible deniability if caught

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I also ping you about the base units of logic in sex philosphy so maybe everything I say is nonsense. scratch the last post

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is it because of you

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THEY CAUGHT YOU

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juts say youre blind? skill issue

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That only works if May wears shades

:sunglasses:

i have some crazy news about blind people

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My eyes will follow them as I say that

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