20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

OK FAIR

thats hard :(

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It’s like Oppenheimer.

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yes i know i don’t actually care i just like hearing you talk

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ok so first off, get this, i was born

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YOU DONT CARE ABOUT MY LIFE STORY?

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i sure dont

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no about the chronological order

HEY

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i only care about todays story

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ba dum tiss

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i didnt have a name for the first few days. they called me baby

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oh
lmao

The line for Wicked has doubled in length in the last five minutes.

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didja get a good spot

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Got a decent spot.
Should be in fairly soon.

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Line is finally moving.

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no i very much want all relationship with orange to be merely professional if he cared about my life story itd be weird

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ok fair

haven’t i known you longer than anybody else here rn