20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

in theory i prob could pass the needed checks but i ain’t boutta go back to the sandwich shop lmao

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Thoughts on European put options, 1 month length?
Long enough for people to realize that a trade war means more than just $80 games.

Leverage is terrifying when it’s my own money.
Great tool when it’s not, though.

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guess what happened to me last noght

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tongiht

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getting paid at start of each semester got me really questioning my January decision making. did i really need that piercing or fancy soap or that novelty hoodie? in april 2024 i can safely say no

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I presume you are no longer going to be engaged?

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man its 2025 fuck

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im engaged

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crazy. i have a fiancee

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gut says yes mind says no

depends on if congress wrangles trump to avert it properly

china is also attempting to step in to fill the USA’s void so

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that almost spells finance

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congrats big dawg

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guess what’s happening with me

I’m going to bed that’s what’s hapenint

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so prob don’t out real american currency on it

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i process you as may’s age this is crazy to me (granted even if that is true i know mormons who got engaged earlier. so not that crazy)

congrats and good luck

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I’ve felt very tired recently but I can’t imagine that’s due to staying up all night more often

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