20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

i saw it with my mom when i was like 11. definitely not material to watch with your mom when you’re 11, but it was really funny and the songs are great

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I’m looking up momormss are they basically christans but they unlocked the dlc

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they are the DLC for the DLC

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God most people didn’t even get through the base game and there’s DLC???

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i’ll genuinely send a nice bottle of champagne if i’m told where to send it lol

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Leave it in Chicago with a bone tied to it.

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yes and the dlc is golden plates translated from “reformed egyptian” that only joseph smith got to see

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Three weeks ago I opened up the Bible and tried to start reading it from page 1 but my adhd was not having it

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God if you wanted people to read your book maybe you shouldn’t have gave people short attention spans

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the bible is actually kinda a goated read-through tbh. like its kinda cool asf

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That’s part of why I tried!

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just open it to a page and thrust it at your enemies

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i do want to try to read it recreationally when i have free time. possibly over the summer

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Ahem, I will start at this chapter and read itto you guys

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i’ve read the bible, i think?

but it’s kinda a thing i have a blank on whether or not i did

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if so it was when i was rather young

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1 David went to the priest Ahimelech at Nob. Ahimelech was trembling as he went to meet David. “Why are you alone?” he asked David. “Why is no one with you?”
2“The king ordered me to do something,” David answered the priest Ahimelech, “and he told me, ‘No one must know anything about this mission I’m sending you on and about the orders I’ve given you. I’ve stationed my young men at a certain place.’ ” 3⌞David added,⌟ “Now, what do you have ⌞to eat⌟? Give me five loaves of bread or whatever you can find

Very good start, protaginist goes and robs a priest

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look one of the few things i know about david is that he sent his romantic rival on a suicide mission. love me a morally complex character

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thats why they hang out around college campuses

got some dudes handing me a flyer when i was back for night classes. naturally it went promptly in the garbage the moment i was out of their sight

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