20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

shocking revelations today

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not today but in the past

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for EE yeah

I’ve shorted mains with my hand before (technically the main current path wasn’t through me that time, but my hand was buzzing for ~2 weeks afterwards so some sure as shit did go through me) and I’ve shorted a EV battery across my arms before (this one literally threw me backwards away from the battery lol)

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It’s no fair I don’t get to get shocked nearly as likely because of my life choices

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not to mention the various small explosions and electrical fires

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I just breathe in excess amounts of dcpd

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anyways whats the story this time

do tell do tell

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me every time i see todaysstory

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Nyaaaa

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I’m like super tired I need entertainment

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I even slept last night so IDGI

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ict livestats

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Does anyone else get the thing where they can’t sleep well in beds besides their own? Like I did fall asleep I know because I had a dream about a really small cat. But I am super super super tired

I can send you my practice exams for Equity Valuation.

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I’m pretty sure that’s actually evolution deciding that sleeping not in your cave is bad for your survival

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Not good for romantic relationships… did evolution think about that

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Well it’s good in the long term for romance. Soon you won’t be able to sleep without being in their bed

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You spend less time sleeping and more time…preparing your lineage.

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That’s basiclaly its primary goal who gives a shit if I survive

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yeah i suck at sleeping in hotels

admittedly a factor might be that when i sleep in hotels i have to wake up earlier than i usually do and my body resists all attempts to let me sleep earlier than i usually do

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