because if you’re writing something dramatic, you’re probably not looking to crack jokes for the audience
my review of minecraft movie
Summary
it was fine. from an adult perspective. probably really amazing from a kid’s perspective. i didnt watch it in a theater i watched it from a pirate site. i was really amused at the start because of the blatant green screen and scuffed graphics, like it felt ironic. it took me a while to realize that im watching some early cgi version, before it was made pretty. an example screenshot:
i thought they purposefully made it like that and i was cracking up
anyway. the main character kid i found obnoxious but to be fair this is an old adult perspective. im sure its a good self-insert character for the target audience. all actors just played the part they were given. i loved jack black’s singing. i grew up with jack black as a crackhead rockstar, so there was a little memento for me as well
this one ill give to may. yours is funny litten but if im grading realism, i dont think benguined is so explicit. maybe in a drabble duel game yours would get more likes than may if people were grading for slander. if im grading cookie thread accuracy im giving it to may
umm… he’s right behind me isnt he
i kinda impulse bought an ipad for digital art despite no art skills or ever even really trying art, and would def say ive gotten moneys worth out of it and used it a lot for the purpose i bought it for
so it will not join my keytar in the grave of overestimated interests
ermm… i already said that…
Oh I did the exact same with this laptop that’s touch screen and came with a pen but it just. isn’t right
it’s so weird idk
nya
It’s a tone thing.
I want to write something dramatic without letting it spiral into being extremely dark.
Granted, it goes to some very dark places, but I don’t want it to feel like a barrage of suffering all the way down.
youre just like me… but like… worse
[credits roll]
[“What I’ve Done” starts playing]
Can I have a minion who gerrymanders
womeningiyid
yeah
Gerrywomandearing
This is what it’s called when liberals do it.
benguined has been explicit so many times tho!
“ i wanted to show the most infamously anatomically unrealistic attempt at a realistic painting by an artist i could think of and claim it had to be ai generated, but it’s so NSFW that i don’t think i could justify posting it on fol even with a spoiler tag. rest assured the intent was there”
“ nsfw tag for “submissive and breedable” while leaving castration out in the open is mildly interesting decisionmaking but i digress”
I lost but I want to justify my message. Benguined would be feeling a combination of rage and sheer indignation/befuddlement at the events that had just happened to him and thus would say something explicit