20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

wait this implies you prefer silviu over me. i thought dad didnt have favourites

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I do not play favorites. Other than when I do.
It is good to be you. It is good to be Silviu.
Both are positives upon society.

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I think the biggest positive we can hope for any individual person is if they turn out exactly like me, since i am a perfect organism

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Assuming that YoubutWorse is 20% less good than the average organism, every organism shall push to become YoubutWorse, which will thus push the goodness of the average organism down, which will push the goodness of YoubutWorse down, which will further push the goodness of the average organism down, onward and downward.
The argument that you are a perfect organism is to argue perfection only exists in utter imperfection.

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I feel like my inevitable endpoint is to turn into Magnus.

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aint that the beauty of it?

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story question!

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when does a monster become a man…

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the same point where a person becomes old enough to be allowed to morally drink

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hell if we know, so slap an arbitrary value on it that’ll work in the majority of cases

wait there should be like a counterpart to drama thread where you win by making people transgender

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Important information: Magnus has gotten increasingly more Magnus over the years. You’re definitely just about where Magnus was when I first met them. It’s absolutely a process. The endpoint…

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Asked for this to be translated into cat

Magnus has become even more Magnus as the seasons pass. You, little one, are prowling right about where Magnus was when I first first brushed whiskers with them. It’s all part of the long, luxurious stretch of time. The destination… is pure catness.

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Prrrowww… Magnus, the great, the fluff, has grown fluffier still with the turning of many suns and moons. And you , small-soft-pawed one, you’re treading the warm path where Magnus once padded, tail high and curious.

It’s all a grand nap-cycle, a long sunny windowsill of becoming. The end? Pure, unfiltered catness. Full loaf. Infinite purr. Total zoom.

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btw i was looking at genders with a friend (gender tier list reason) and we got to bigenderflux and i was like “omg like sine waves” and i am still quite bemused by this idea (it is currently sitting in high A-tier but we’re only like halfway done)

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sneak peak of the objectively true and correct gender tier list (don’t ask me what most of these are)

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they’ve got fractal genders now?

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lunatic rainbow?

lunatic rainbow is my favorite gender

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they’re gonna have to give the kinsey scale a hausdorff dimension

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