20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#1762

They got scrape and pen nib, solid, solid

#1763

new commander bracket stuff is out for those of you who play magic/commander. there are now 5 brackets, and “my deck is a 3” is going to be the new “my deck is a 7”

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#1764

I watched the whole movie and understood at least half of it; favorite part was when the guy said “I have more art degrees than you can even imagine”. Least favorite part was when the narrators made fun of the main character for being alone, that’s mean!

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#1765

my god

#1766

I’m investigating what I lost points for and it’s like horrifically stupid bullshit but htis is the class that takes off points if you make frivolous regrade requests :/

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#1767

hell yeah

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#1768

i looooove “this trick will save your life” channels that actually teach the dumbest fucking things that’ll get you killed or screwed

If you’re searching for your car at night have your keys always in your hands because you might forget them? and if a thief robs you you can fight them with the key??

If a thief tries to rob you, scream loudly beacuse they’ll think you’re mentally special and not rob you actually ??

If your house was invaded by thieves just leave, close the door and set it on fire???

ANOTGR FUCKING ONE ONE PLAYING IN FRONT OF ME

If someone kidnaps you scratch them bro trust me you’ll get their dna under your nails

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#1769

i am not the target audience i should cope honestly

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#1770
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#1771

If I’d have to fight for my life I’d be sure to scratch and bite like a maniac. And yeah if you scratch them you’ll trap their DNA underneath your fingertips, but if you’re long disposed off, the police have no way to forensic analyze your nails in the first place.

What are you even watching? Press the options to stop seeing the channels

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#1772

it is being played nearby but i will make sure to do that it angers me on a higher level

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#1773

The world is a scarier place when you bring your inner brazillian rage out

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#1774

Things I lost points on, after inquisition:
“I don’t like those visualisations of riemann surfaces like they have on wikipedia, I think it’s misleading” (no explanation of how)

“You’re getting slapped on the wrist for not having your definitions all in one place”

A bunch of places where the grader apparently forgot about log rules and took points off for entirely correct answers

A bunch of places where I got the right answer but didn’t explicitly state some intermediate logical steps for babies

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#1775

“I think it’s misleading” sounds like improper justification if you just use doubt words like that

#1776

He meant “in my opinion, it’s misleading”, not expressing uncertainty

#1777

But still this is a really common visualisation!!!

#1778

Did you get regraded?

#1779

Isubmitted the request, he’s gonna look at it later

#1780

get ready to lose points buddy

#1781

Get ready to box with your fists