i was so ready for the mariners to lose that. that was so in the mold of games the mariners lose.
maybe this is their year… (i say, as if they’re not coming into the alcs with a sizeable disadvantage from having tired their pitchers)
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Greetings
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Am thirsty
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is the next game on sunday?
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yahr
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well cubs brewers is tomorrow
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the next important game with gods chosen team is sunday
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drink water
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could god have chosen them to win in regulation
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no he was punishing a 42 year old mariners diehard from Lacey, Washington for saying “thank you my surgeon” after surviving a 19-hour open heart surgery instead of “thank god”
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if the score isn’t tied at the end of an extra inning, the game is over
in this case, the mariners scored a run in the bottom of the 15th. since the tigers have no way of retying the score, the game immediately ended
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now you may say, “wait, all the mariners had to do this whole time was score one (1) run?”
and uh. yeah.
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my mood over the past… 2? 3 hours? was something like:
oh please god dont let them score
oh thank god
okay this is the one
fucking hell another inning???
[repeat steps 1-4 as needed]
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whats so bad about the tigers.
…or is it just cause the mariners are the home team
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this but i was simultaneously at movie night half-watching the mummy (1999) (mediocre)
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nothing personal they’re just not the mariners
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now my mood is something to the effect of “some of our players need to step it up on offense if we want to make it past the blue jays. not to name names cough anyone not named cal raleigh, jorge polanco, or jp crawford cough”
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jp crawford having the second highest postseason OPS of any mariners starter should be punishable by like. prison time
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id say what the status of my pants are like but id get banned
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