22852nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

in freshman year of undergrad my game theory* professor made assignments due sundays at 5 pm

in true game theory fashion, though, he accepted late work for full credit until he started grading, and was extremely inconsistent about when he’d start grading. i was never brave enough to take that gamble though

*freshman math student seminar that taught the basics of game theory

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i need to wake up

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i can’t continue sleeping
i won’t be able to sleep at a normal time then

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i’m disappointed that i’ll never understand any form of alchemy nor chemistry, or even if i do, i’ll have to trade off an understanding of quantitive finance or any form of engineering, but i’m unlikely to have any real knowledge of any of those

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of course my disappointment would be shortly cured if i had the energy, pride, or courage to get up and go eat right this instant given I’ve not had much of that

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hi atlas i believe in you

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but in some way it’ll return eventually

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about understanding alchemy or getting food

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yes

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two of those letters are in alchemy
none are in food

time to buy a bunch of expensive metals

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Two birds, one very tasty-looking metal stone.

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I knew it immediately for unrelated reasons but I typed in the answer in millions like a dumbass

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i am the best mafia player on earth. that’s why god chose me. and he gave me divine intellect. this is divine fucking intellect isn’t it.

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what

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yi sang quote in bio

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zi_woods is such an ass map

I either get gutpunched frame 1 by a heavy or get constantly blocked off from going onto the roof because some jackass pyro is taking up the exact space where I need the dispenser to be despite lacking any means by which to get up

And even when there ISN’T someone in the way, it still never fucking works. It’s like trying to reach the Hightower battlements, but 10x worse and in fucking zombie infection of all modes.

zombie infection is a bad gamemode

It becomes vaguely tolerable when you start larping as Gerson Boom, but it still eventually makes me want to have a nice chat with the mode/map designer(s) via shotgun.