22852nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#21272

In addition, this might be coincidence but a week you have to see the doctor means the rest of the week is going to be bad.

#21273

missing the time i baked my face into a pie
the man in the well told me to do it
i think they were right, the capitalist space bats who sell me secrets for $0.02
i do love the master of the well, the betrayed! the candle!

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#21274

i stole this from lol from an old cookie thread take it up with him

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#21275

“oh i robbed a guy who robbed a bank and the ink splattered on it take it up with the first robber”

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#21276

this post is nonsensical and i’m leaving it that way

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#21277

this rock tastes like sulfur

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#21278

I don’t think rocks are edible.

#21279

take it up with the rock eaters guild

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#21280

:hmmyes:

#21281

WHAT THE HELL IT IS SULFUR

I ordered granite!!

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#21282

Healthcare investment banking.
You can’t be worse than the guy who proposed that all specialists in a given state should be consolidated into a single location to save overhead.

#21283

finance bros must be eliminated

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#21284

yeah let’s start internally and then rest a bit

who here is a finance major

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#21285

free my kitty cat

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#21286

no no no not finance majors

finance BROS

key difference

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#21287

no i think we should kill ash too i mean anyone who is a finance major who i do not know

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#21288

I think you might be working backwards a bit from a conclusion.

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#21289

Planning “RFK autism cocktail night”

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#21290

Hype. How do I remotely participate (I have class at 8 tomorrow morning)?

#21291

The Saturday after Halloween we will be having a party with various cocktails themed after suggested causes of autism.

There will be Vaccines (lemon drop with a syringe full of blueberry syrup), Red Dye 40 (cherry flavour, like Tylenol syrup), Advanced Gestational Age (gin/vodka fizz with egg white, pomegranate and grenadine, and a plastic baby frozen in an ice cube), Sink Water (a bunch of stuff mixed together with edible glitter for microplastics), and Circumcision (which will contain a peach ring).

There will be Tylenol-shaped cookies. There will be cheese (dairy). Somebody will be dressing up as RFK and handing out water to cure autism (drunkenness). People will be dressed as sea slugs

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