22852nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#5290

i think of you had a jury of 12 americans and told them you stopped supporting your childhood team because they had a streak of mediocre years, you would get a longer sentence than if you admitted to murder

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#5291

i get that but the way ybw says it they won’t do good for decades

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#5292

they won’t

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#5293

it seems rather pointless if you won’t be alive to see them win

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#5294

that means ybw will get to be 50 and alcoholic and divorced when she finally watches the bears get a super bowl, which is the best time in anyone’s life for that to happen

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#5295

The lions have played since like 1930 and they’ve never been to the Super Bowl ever

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#5296

BUT THIS YEAR IS THEIR YEAR :fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire::lion::lion::lion::lion::lion::lion:

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#5297

Ah the guilt headache from ENABLING JANE @Jane

(In a seriousness I hope you feel better)

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#5298

also does that many years of suffering really account for winning once

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#5299

definitely id be embarrassed to be a chiefs fan

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#5300

are the chiefs the guys who win a lot

#5301

yes

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#5302

LMFAO
I love that the poker game meant so much to you and im actually so sorry you lost it

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#5303

I would love to see you rematch

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#5304

No it’s bc i didn’t read the rules and lost 76 tokwns my first round

But i ended up getting super lucky with my bids ans got a straight flush by the end of tbe 6th round

So i had my story all set in stone- the underdog who DEFEATS the odds and WINS it all

And then jane happened.

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#5305

also its apparently been 6 months since I got my blood test and learned my thyroid was failing and as a result of the stress activated a form of eczema I didn’t know I had
and they’ve called me in for another blood test to like, make sure its not failing even more, so that’s not going to be fun
anyways at least its not overactive because if it was they’d have to destroy it and my options of surgery or radiation poisoning are much less pleasant than lifelong levothyroxine

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#5306

WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING? LMFAO

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#5307

NO I WASNT THAT’S WHY I WAS SO EXCITED AT THE THOUGHT OF WINNING

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#5308

HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BLOW 76% OF YOUR BUDGET ON THE FIRST ROUND??? WHAT THE FUCK

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#5309

you’re visiting mafia people ofc you’d get murdered quite dangerous they all have knives

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