22852nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Like everybody has to have parents.

The milkshake will date you?

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you were born and raised in new england and then moved to a college town where you associate with people experiencing meaningful freedom for the first time in their lives and who don’t want to imagine that being weighed down by children

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man i was going to say ā€œmy bf is that attractiveā€ and then realized it’s probably a bad thing to be like ā€œyeah he’s so attractive he gets harassed by people woohooā€

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I’ve eaten a lot of milkshakes

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so i sneakily said it so that my point would get across without it being weird thanks guys

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Gummy moment.

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAA same but with [choice of math / mafia / programming project / whatever else I’m currently doing a lot of]

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when you ask someone whether they want to have kids and the freedom motif starts playing

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I’m not even talking IRL, it doesn’t usually come up IRL, I have friends who are like ā€œyeah lol noā€ but it’s not a pervasive norm to go ā€œyuck kidsā€ every t-me kids come up. I’m talking about online

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I was about to dunk on benguined but Chloe is around and she’s sort of a moderator so I’ll refrain from my comment

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my life is mafia/math/mystery/trying to do cryptography rn but hell i would take any excuse to stop thinking about that

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may do you have like a post restriction or something

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no no dunk on me

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I shallnt say what was on my mind

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I’ve previously had the same feeling ab-ut how I’m literally undateable but -t seems to be working ok

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benguined humilation kink confirmed /s

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I have a keyboard that’s not really working

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May erasure…

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tutuu will claim to have many kids he doesn’t know about

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