22852nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

General
#12868

Sure.

#12869

yeah why do you think im asking. i want to believe

1 Like
#12870

When I was staying with Ivy I learned she has this habit of (otD spoilers) going “well I need to lock my door or else Morgan will get me” to remember to lock her door and then she informed me that I have a lot in common with the victims of the Heartbreak Killer

5 Likes
#12871

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 Likes
#12872

M cleaning my girlfriend’s apartment cause we’re having guests over

4 Likes
#12873

understandable

1 Like
#12874

We have this empty handle of vodka that has been here for literally months and I’m not getting rid of it bc it’s a decoration atp

2 Likes
#12875

put flowers in it!

2 Likes
#12876

Short white woman with brown hair detected. Revolver deployed

3 Likes
#12877

I’ll play Of the Devil myself if it ever gets a Mac port (Apple after nuking Bootcamp and preventing me from playing half the games on Steam).

2 Likes
#12878

I keep saying “I’m sorry about last night… I had two white monsters and I let it create a third”, which greatly angers her

3 Likes
#12879

I just now woke her up from a nap by saying this

1 Like
#12880

Oh I should’ve bought drinks to use as mixers with our funnymoney… damnit

3 Likes
#12881

lmao mac moment

1 Like
#12882

Your university scrip funnymoney only lasts a semester so we had a day of Spending Like A Hundred Dollars At The Inconvenience Store bc of it

2 Likes
#12883

Mac moment indeed.
Apple versus making consumer-friendly decisions.

#12884

She got like 5 energy drinks

1 Like
#12885

i want funnymoney

angry

1 Like
#12886

Maybe I’ll go to a real convenience store

1 Like
#12887

Funnymoney is a scam.