specifically to spite you right now
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spoken like the alcoholic mother of a non binary child
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could you imagine me showing up at a conference hella hungover
god that woulda been a story
almost wish i went
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chat should i change the title i paid 40 usd for
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i sleep
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gloob niet maira
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oh
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yea
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my mom keeps on trying to get me to get a clip on tail
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its crazy i had to check in on like a dozen of my friends but luckily none of them were actually at the event
which makes sense given the, you know, charlie kirk
but
“yeah sorry i got black out drunk with a bitch i met on a fm forum my b”
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i did hear that one of them was supposed to be in the front row of the fucking event but then got sick the day of 
like
we just REALLY like discussing Family Medicine
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anyways sorry for breaking your rules chloe can you ever forgive me
u guys dont know this but i actually know ishmael intimately as a result of a year long dream where she stayed at my place
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tho i suspect you would not be the only person there hung over
i woulda also dragged u to the ww2 museum
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you dodged a bullet
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sorry
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sorry you were in a coma
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he sure didn’t