22852nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Same-day delivery.
Discuss.

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Not toxic enough.
Now two-hour delivery? That’s more my speed.

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inclined to agree

Counterpoint:

White guy jumpscare

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If this is you, please shave. I’m begging you

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shave sideburns so you look like epic president abraham lincoln*

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i had a productive day. I did a lot of homework and sent roughly $12,000 to France

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the French stole 12,000 usd from marissa’s pockets?

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they dont have government right now

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neither do we

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they dont have it cause macron cant deal with the fact he came third we have it cause we cant fund it

we are not the same

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arguably our guy can’t handle the fact that he came first so i think they win by default

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do you know how the fifth republic works

its so funny

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Wordle 1,570 3/6*

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Female to mafia???

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If I was a girl I’d transition to mafia

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They have a private chat at all times AND a factional kill each night, only pros to doing it

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i was wondering why my computer was running so badly after i reset it

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it’s fixed

huh? you want to know what the issue was? i’m fine. use your imagination

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If the kid wants to rock a beard i say let him tbhtbh