Oh
I see 
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was moving stuff trying to make space to work on a car and we were discussing how to divide the work and out of nowhere i was randomly told “and you’re bleeding” and spent the next minute trying to figure out what he meant by that
i thought that it wasn’t really that bad or dangerous and it doesn’t make sense why i would be left bleeding after that but no he actually meant i was bleeding. right that instant.
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woof woof
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cookie thief
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One of my old coworkers legitimately had no idea what a deadpan was
Like I told him “you have a great deadpan” and he just looked at me and said “what’s that?”
It wasnt until he googled it that I realized he was actually serious and wasnt doing a bit
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My love, my knife, to carve it out, your life
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anyone watching the wc? holy fuck paraguay
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Paraguay hype!!!
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If i ever get an american girlfriend she needs to accept - air conditioner stays OFF, or she needs to fly back to new jersey
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that’s a big if
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if it wasn’t a big enough if before she made that post already…
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why do you imagine you’d have this kind of the leverage in the relationship
the air conditioner will stay on or she’ll ship your ass back to bulgaria
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“if i get a girlfriend she HAS to be uncomfortable!” tootsie go be someones girlfriend then get back to me okay?
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anni IS UP for MU
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I dont think tiktok is cringe its nice that people are dancing. People have always danced it makes u feel good
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I don’t think Tutuu is cringe. It’s nice tha- no, wait. I DO think Tutuu is cringe. Yeah. Tutuu is cringe.
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Heyyyyyy 
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Hiii 
