23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

Of free samples in general or what type of samples?

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pricey chocolate

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i was getting a gift for a distant acquaintance and they bribed me not once, but twice

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Did you enter a luxury chocolate boutique and get roped into buying expensive shit? Lmao

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…no?

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they were giving me free chocolate samples at the chocolate store i went to which i wanted to go to to buy expensive chocolate

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But you surely left with unintended chocolates for yourself
right

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i entered the store and knew what i wanted to buy!!!

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i am being judged for being bribed because the fact i was bribed must mean that i let the intended effect of the bribery work!!!

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you’re such a hater!!

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Listen they must’ve laced the samples with some sort of drugs that induced you to purchase luxury chocolates
This is a common phenomenon and not your fault at all

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The exact same thing happened to me down in London one time actually
and in Amsterdam too

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i already knew i wanted to purchase my acquaintance luxury chocolates by the time i entered!!!!!!!

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i actually accidently purchased something cheaper because i was too exhausted to tell the difference

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Oh yes of course it was a tactical, established decision as all purchases of luxury chocolates for oneself are
I’m so glad we’re both in agreement some people just don’t get it

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i’m wotm’ing you out of millennium

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i did JACK SHIT today at work yet my legs feel like theyve RAN 5 MILES i am in PAIN AHHHHHHH

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i hate the embodiment of sin i hate the embodiment of sin

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how much hp can one guy have

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