23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#21307

I love beer :blush: carbonated bread juice :blush:

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#21308

I prefer dark beer over light beer

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#21309

I dont rly feel the alcohol in one beer its negligible. But god its so delicious. Why buy juice when beer is much tastier juice. Or fizzy drinks

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#21310

The best thing after an intense physical activity session is one singular beer. Its better than water. It contains amino acids and sugar to help your body recover the fastest

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#21311

Beer was an integral part of ancient egypt. It was more prolific and important than stuff like the pyramids or pharaohs or cleopatra. Skipping work day because you ran out of beer and needed to brew more was a valid excuse to skip work in ancient egypt, theres a historical evidence of this in a tablet.

Romans disdained beer because they disdained barley. They thought of it as food only worth for animals. Prisoners and poor people were served food made from barley. Hence why romans drank wine instead. Nowadays, artisinal breads are made from barley which are very expensive, a luxury food item

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#21312

Pink used to be the color for boys. Pink is a dashing and vibrant color. Blue used to be the color for girls. Blue is a soothing colour and girls were expected to be calm. I forgot what was the thing that triggered the change. High heels and makeup also used to be a strictly masculine accessory in i believe french fashion, in aristocracy. When women were permitted to also wear high heels and makeup men dropped it out of disdain for women

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#21313

And leggings

#21314

Brought to you by the World Beer Council.

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#21315

guys were so nice they gave girls the better color for their gender

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#21316

I should start bringing beer to work

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#21317

I can’t stomach beer, it tastes like burnt wheat and makes me feel ill afterwards, I don’t get the hype

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#21318

it grts me drunk so i like it :+1:

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#21319

i have literally zero alcohol tolerance and I don’t feel drunk after drinking it :pensive: :pensive:

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#21320

Usually when i drink like 3 or 4 im really starting to feel it, tho it depends on how much ive eaten and how much water ive drank

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#21321

i can barely finish 1 so thats probably why

but its okay I can just get drunk off of something that actually tastes good

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#21322

Fair
I do prefer other drinks
But like an angry orchard or a ciderboy? I can down 12 (and die. But its worth it)

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#21323

the gun in my right hand is loaded is intrinsically funny in a way that’s very unfunny

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#21324

i’m sure this is the funniest thing ever if you own an audio only podcast

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#21325

The gun in my right hand is buffering.
Curse T-Mobile.

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#21326

I am recovering

Only remnant of illness is a cough

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