23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

You are welcome

There was a wasp in the bathroom last night and so I didn’t use the abthroom before sleeping and this morning I got to bleary-eyed 7AM awake to my girlfriend announcing the wasp had been removed. Awesome joy

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I like it when problems go away

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It got bored of terrorizing you

i like to believe your girlfriend assassinated that wasp with some form of excessive weaponry or explosives

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No she took it away. From this mortal coil

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Lame.

Replace 99 with 100.

Probably, I mean that’s what all the aeros do nowadays

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To be clear the “no” was to Silviu saying it got bored. I dont know how it was killed

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yeah i figured that out

I’d be afraid to ask your SO on how they unleash fury on the wasp.

Not that they did anything unordinary, but I like to pretend that’s the case.

May’s gf seems to be the adult when there’s problems

i keep forgetting you’re straight

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Depends. I have a phobia of wasps

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Oh okay sowwy

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I just remember that you cut yourself once while chopping onions and your gf offered to chop it for you

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Im bad a chopping onions and shes good so that one as well

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That is sweet

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Good night, let your nights be as sweet as Atlas… Atlas’ discord pfp, not her, gee

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