23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

oh, really? what type of animal.

Ooh drunk Balatro

so i was sitting between two beds and that makes them slowly move apart and i may have sunk down to the floor

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Oh yeah there’s a false version of me walking around. My friends all say it’s funnier than me

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Fucking squirrel or some shit. Bird

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I was ranting to my girlfriend last night about how people weigh specific, quantifiable risks as more likely than more general ones. Using this as an example

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Rain. Hail. Snow

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Somebody happens to come across it because lots of people go to remote areas

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okay so now we’re gonna fight

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where do you think squirrels live. a bird is feasible but you can just. put it under something? like in a tiny cave and board it up

Fucking everywhere. Cities. Campuses. Remote areas

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Well WHAAAAT IFFFF an EARTHQUAKE COMES and HITS IT AGAINST THE SIZE OF THE CAVE

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If it’s being secured may as well be in a fucking lockbox

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TAPE IT TO A WALL

Also just SECURE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LOCKBOX

Tape it yo a wall OF THE LOCKBOX

BIG EARTHQUAKE

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\text{Safety(cave)} \subset \text{Safety(lockbox)}

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alright fuck you no more hypothetical there goes the twin towers

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The planes were unrelated they were just flying by at tge time

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