23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

Marshal · June 6, 2026, 1:52am

this might be the worst connections ive seen

Atlas · June 6, 2026, 1:54am

neat i was wondering about that today

Ash · June 6, 2026, 2:15am

Daeron · June 6, 2026, 2:29am

Me when Olaplex has a separate fine and curly hair range (I have fine & curly hair together)

jason.mrrown · June 6, 2026, 2:46am

Tbh im more likely to think ash is atlas then atlas is atlas

Daeron · June 6, 2026, 2:46am

Okay well I should’ve consulted my hairdresser before buying but he’s just permed my hair so going back would be too soon however I did just purchase the fine versions instead of the curly versions

Daeron · June 6, 2026, 2:47am

If it’s a bad choice we will live and we will learn
Just like how I’m going to obviously swap my earring as soon as I get my new one in despite the advice telling me not to because of fake news like “infection risk”
I mean a guy already used his fucking saliva to clean the blood off of it before I knew what was happening so it’d have probably already gotten infected by now

Marluna · June 6, 2026, 2:49am

Fun fact:

Today is 6/6/6

Atlas · June 6, 2026, 2:50am

Atlas · June 6, 2026, 3:19am

by the way this guy just told me out of the blue. we never had a conversation about this. he just dm’d me and said it

orangeandblack5 · June 6, 2026, 4:57am

based jason

Atlas · June 6, 2026, 5:17am

hey guyssss i’m the victim of a coup d’état can you come help meeeee

Atlas · June 6, 2026, 5:22am

you guys are so useless i’ve killed like three people with a flintlock pistol and my cutlass and still nobody’s here yet

Atlas · June 6, 2026, 5:42am

okay nevermind i’ve handled it no need for backup
useless wretches

ImaginaryNeon · June 6, 2026, 9:10am

ImaginaryNeon · June 6, 2026, 9:11am

Ignore the rarity that was a typo
Also this was taken before I buffed it back to only needing 4.

Jaiden · June 6, 2026, 9:33am

i think you mean out of the green.

ImaginaryNeon · June 6, 2026, 9:40am

I’m tire

Marshal · June 6, 2026, 12:50pm

@chloe i just lost the game

ACE · June 6, 2026, 1:15pm

This is a callout post for FoL User Apocryphal.

Apo’s crimes are many, but today I’m calling her out for her greatest one, her SLICK-ASS STYLE. It’s unfair! It’s practically a form of violence, that pfp! Especially around all these nerds!

I’ve also spoken to Apo privately about this, tried to resolve this a lower-key way and SHE SAID “fuck those white girls lol, they gotta catch up”.

IGNORING THE 5% OF FOL USERS WHO ARE STILL CIS MEN!!! What evil! What cruelty! How on earth does she even do this???

(Obviously non-white users aren’t being excluded by her words, but rather instead have sufficient style, jeez, do I need to walk you through everything???)

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE

#APOISOVERPARTY

No, better: #APOCISOVERPARTY