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One of my old coworkers legitimately had no idea what a deadpan was
Like I told him âyou have a great deadpanâ and he just looked at me and said âwhatâs that?â
It wasnt until he googled it that I realized he was actually serious and wasnt doing a bit
My love, my knife, to carve it out, your life
anyone watching the wc? holy fuck paraguay
Paraguay hype!!!
If i ever get an american girlfriend she needs to accept - air conditioner stays OFF, or she needs to fly back to new jersey
thatâs a big if
if it wasnât a big enough if before she made that post alreadyâŚ
why do you imagine youâd have this kind of the leverage in the relationship
the air conditioner will stay on or sheâll ship your ass back to bulgaria
âif i get a girlfriend she HAS to be uncomfortable!â tootsie go be someones girlfriend then get back to me okay?
anni IS UP for MU
I dont think tiktok is cringe its nice that people are dancing. People have always danced it makes u feel good
I donât think Tutuu is cringe. Itâs nice tha- no, wait. I DO think Tutuu is cringe. Yeah. Tutuu is cringe.
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Hiii 

Its 40C rn. Im holding strong. Not turning on the AC
Im starting to smell fried chicken⌠It smells tastyâŚ
- Closed vanilla 14p 50-postcap game
- Stupid complex experimental setup
- Madoka Magica closed low-power standard (like Thereâs No Freaking Way Iâll Be Your Mason! UnlessâŚ)
- Nyaluminum-based smaller game (probably 11-15p)
- I hate forum mafia option
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