23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

The evaluations, made by a professional health and fitness… person with a masters degree or something is only Alleged, and of course I suspect them to be collaborating with the corrupt mods

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I am, however, within ideal and nearly excellent levels of cholesterol despite being fat
Thank you red meat free diet

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Also my waist is still ideal despite being fat
God knew if I was gonna be gluttonous I needed a skinny waist no matter what

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i haven’t eaten red meat in 3 years and am a normal weight and exercize daily and my cholesterol is like 400

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4 years actually

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red meat free diet? like, only well-done steaks?

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The pressure in the refrigerant line (I think that was where it was?) is supposed to be around 200 PSI and ours is basically 600. The tech said we have to turn off the AC because it’s too dangerous to keep it on, and that running in this state may have caused significant damage to the compressor. Yippee. We’re supposed to leave for a week long vacation tomorrow which on the one hand is nice because we won’t be here but our cats and cat sitter is supposed to be.

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When u return from vacation u can hire me to do this for u

Ur a rich businesswoman and im a poor bulgarian boy so it’ll be very cheap for u

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But anyway sorry for the bad situation :heart:

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The statistics nerds will say ‘correlation not causation’ but its impossible to notice that everyone I know that’s red meat free doesn’t miss

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It’s “we have someone out here to give us a quote for a new unit” bad lol

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“Well, your setup only really gives you one option. There’s a single company that makes a compatible AC unit, and because of how narrow the diameter of the furnace exhaust pipe is there really aren’t that many options.”

Who wants to guess how much the estimate was?

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4k

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10K?

$3

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Price is right rules

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I wish it was $10k

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holy fuck

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It was about $17k and we were told to expect Monday at the earliest. Like if we bought right then there was a chance it could be tomorrow, but we’re expecting like $12k at most because it’s a condo.

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jesus christ

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