23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I accidently unliked this post give it a minute

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i forgive you

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he also, wants to be a pilot, so uh, child support at 17 wooo?

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Granted idk how the laws work at that

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So you’re saying you have 1 or more friends inside you…

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typically matters who is taking care of the child
poor kid though. that breaks my heart still :(

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the UK isn’t in the EU :nerd_face:

and they are generally more strict, but this doesn’t necessarily translate to safer food. here’s data from the Global Food Security Index:

In terms of quality and safety, the US food supply ranked 3rd globally and like 25 places higher than the UK as well as being higher than all EU countries except Denmark by a slim margin. Like with food dyes, I think I saw a recent example where the UK and EU banned one particular dye for solid sounding reason, but the alternative they use is banned in the US for also a solid sounding reasoning. It’s probably more accurate to think of the differences in food safety standards in the US and the UK/EU as just that: differences. There are tradeoffs, compromises, and different priorities in both systems which has lead to food supplies that are generally safe with slightly varying risk profiles.

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Doesn’t that say 13 for us and 9th for uk

Oh

I see the cols now

the takeaway everyone should get from this is that all our food is poisoned.

Im stsrting a commune where everyone has to shed all their possessions (to me) beforehand and we’ll grow our own food so that its not poisoned by the government. Also everyone has to spend an hour in worship of me (bc i am The God sent down from space to get yall onto the ufo behind hale-bopp). Also youre not allowed to talk to any loved ones, bc they want u to get poisoned by Big Food, we’ll love you instead

Anhone interested

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That’s their overall ranking which includes affordability, availability, and sustainability and adaption which are certainly valuable metrics to pay attention to when it comes to food security, but are all distinct from the safety of the food.

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can we send you back up to space to see how fun the look of acrophobia is on your face?

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Can we send her into the sun for funsies

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wow there’s really so much to unpack here

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oh i dont have acrophpbia so im down

not yet you don’t!

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jesus fucking christ what is going on in that family

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I told the gm to fire the 26 year old but apparently it’s not against the code of conduct or whatever.

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look if our district manager heard of this he wouldn’t be bogged down by rules he would light the whole building on fire and she knows this

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