25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

ishmael why arent you sober

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How I pray for the cold certainty of the machine

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alright my mental is perfect again

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100oz ov 9avbv

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adeptuis mechanicus bastard

yeah
no i like jive super hard with admech
thank god i am fiscally responsible

im a slaneshi fucker

love me slaanesh

surprised frankly

i don’t know what I expected tho

for me its adeptas sorotisas or slannesh

wgy uis this shockin

ok i expected this

i contain multitudes (lying)

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weoe te atholic females likes the nn

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I was thinking ‘ok maybe she gels with imperium but it might feel off in an uncanny valley sense to a catholic’

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then again embracing the satirical portrayal is half the fun

half the appeal to warhammer is how stupid of a setting it is in the sake of fueling the ‘everyone sucks here’ plot

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gw should have female space marines
not for inclusivity reasons
but because it would make a lot of people angry and I need to siphon that rage to sustain me

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LMAO :heart:

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I feel much better. Turns out i needed a good sleep. And to shut off lights. Sometimes i sleep with my lights on because (pls dont laugh) but when i was a kid i was terrified of the dark. So i feel a little safer with lights on. But yeah no shit ill wake up feeling like shit with this bright light beaming in my eyes all night

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ui dont like fsm for the sole reason soritatas are infinteyly sicker than sms