are you happy or not happy
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I am happyyy
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It is so cold outside but my girlfriendās apartment was close
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alright
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drank 750 ml of eggnog how r u may
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Good. ~Sober now. My girlfriend is drunk cause mixed drink had more than she thought so we have home and she is recovering
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wow iām so tired time to make bad decisions on the internet
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based
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they handed me a clipboard and a gun and told me to perform experiments on this weird looking lizard thing so iām great
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iāve been thinking
nobody can stop me
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put on ass cocktail award
me and ur gf
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has like to thinkgs called a boozy butterbear
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it was so damn good
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put me on my ass tho
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It was some dogshit gisnt jug of piƱa colada
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I just stuck with the vodka punch never leads me astray
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do you like pina coladas
and getting caught in the rainnnnn
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Poor girl is still hiccuping
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idk why but i never hiccup drunk
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Itās crazy how I have the prettiest girlfriend ever and nobody else doesā¦
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