at least you didn’t skip the lecture
you know what, fair enough
Wtf
I walked into my local shawarmeria and they played that maniac song that the portal radio once linked to. I feel like I am being followed by way too many coincidences lately.
it’s not true
well i’m sorta in shock but this option is the best scenario for me
so… yay.
if so then yay?
you ahate me and want me dead
true statement
im w a friend and they put on blaseball music and i straight up went like this

I don’t really know what it is. Sometimes I close my eyes and then minutes later I wake up with a vision like that
Maybe I’m a prophet. But none of my visions so far have come true. So maybe I’m just an incorrect prophet who receives visions from god but they never happen.
It could also just be trauma, after my car crash I remember having stuff like that happen. It hasn’t happened in a while tho
The idea my body is traumatized but I’m not is really funny
my third favorite thing about baseball: the really bad fights. and i mean bad in terms of the quality of combat on display. its so funny.
its beautiful really. What if everyone just sort of showed up, angrily ran at each other shouting obscenities. And then just awkwardly stood around for 5 minutes
fingernails on a chalkboard
fingernails on a chalkboard
fingernails on a chalkboard
fingernails on a chalkboard
fingernails on a chalkboard
fingernails on a chalkboard
praise be