25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

hi lati. assuming we’re not acknowledging the past couple weeks further so glad youre okay. ish. anyways who would win in a fight a bear or a burmese python

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it’s not really a massive deal or anything
i just felt that i had to at least take a break

probably the bear, but it’d die after the fight

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what if you give both sides a healer

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then the bear easily

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the snake has so much stealth potential. the bear is on the backfoot by default

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wait whats the setting of this fight. i assumed by the river or something

either way having a healer would negate the best hit the python gets, the first one

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forestry. i think the pythons grip when its receiving heal support makes it possible to get into a winning position before the bear can do enough damage

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the python isn’t coming out with punches its going full grappler here

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then its just screwed it’s best chance was a hit and run but healer just negates that

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bears are heavy and you can’t exactly heal death

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its 16 feet of pure muscle man. if you get a grip the bear will claw but with the healer you can just tough it out and get into a choke. no way the bears getting out of a burmese python’s hold

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also they can reproduce asexually. so if team bear goes full defence i. actually where am i going with this

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roll

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.roll 1d20

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what does the roll just somehow nullify the python. its just muscle it can take a roll

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Lmao @ my handgun (and rocket launcher & magnum occasionally I guess) run in RE4 original

yes I am stockpiling shotgun ammo which I had been selling up until the end of the castle in case I run out of bullets, which I have done, but I am managing off of grandes, but I did just have to spend all of my incendiary ones and like 5 of my explosive

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Hi

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think the best thing off cookie thread this month is learning daeron runs a drama mill as a job

m gonna go play deadlock for the next several hours. if anyone ever wondered how bad a mute with hand problems is at deadlock you’re free to join me

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Sure, let’s go

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friend me on steam

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