25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

You see the dice roll high when it’s inconvenient for me and low when it’s inconvenient for me

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can confirm

you need another root beer

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Agreed

you dont realize the tragic extent of my sufferings because you weren’t there for the critfailed save on Slow

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the tragic extent of my failings: 3 party members crit failing a save and getting one shot

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okay but one of them is inconvenient for me out of game and one is inconvenient for me ingame

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!rollstats is a thing??

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he’s talking about when my rollstats for 3.5 got posted here

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granted a party member died and im now considering the logistical issues of introducing a party member in the current state of the game (there is a lot)

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this is the root beer version of what i imagine ishmaels setup looks like

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I forgot to level my martial bard
can’t wait to learn I’ve suddenly achieved divinity or something

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no you just died to massive damage offscreen im sorry tosay

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4th-rank spells, expert spellcaster, general feat, skill increase

pretty much divinity

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there’s only one bard now (pending locke’s choice) so not quite “god of annoying the dm” anymore just almost there

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whens champs final
i can’t watch it live cause i don’t have an account and the one i did have probably got marked for being a spammer since they couldn’t trace my ip but i am curious

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martial/full caster hybrids are unreasonably good in the system when they work because it breaks with the idea that a full caster’s third action should pretty much be sunk into a small buff or something
instead it’s me casting a full spell and then attacking with no multiattack penalty which can also trip

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and also breaks with the idea that a martial’s third action should also be sunk due to -10 MAP

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that’s not actually the problem, Magus exists

I just hate counter performance lmao

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(also a lot of spells still cause MAP)

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