25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

him and his wife had to develop a “no yelling rule”

the “no yelling rule” is oft broken

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dmd it to you

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i saw

also i’m sorry that you are anglo-saxon and a Man U fan and a Bears fan

i don’t watch sports because it’s a: boring and b: have you seen the concussion rates

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i just feel bad whenever i see it

shhhhhhhh CTE isn’t real shhhhhhhhhh

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I too am repulsed by the fact that sodas use the metric system /lh

metric is superior for booze and other liquids

distance? imperial
weight? imperial?
liquid? metric
exact measurements? metric

being a bears fan is great if you follow exclusively the offseason

the bears remind me it could always technically be worse

i could have actual hope

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i once asked my father why he just doesn’t switch teams

because they just hired ben johnson! this is their year!

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whos that

because your father isn’t a fucking coward thats why

if you cant ride with a team through the trenches you do not deserve to feel the ecstasy success brings

yeah but if the bears don’t win before he dies

there will never be the feeling of success

thus its just bad feelings for years

i think its sunk cost fallacy and peer pressure

then he died supporting the team he loved and will be welcomed into the kingdom of heaven as a truly righteous man and he will look down upon his team as they win