(this is the copium i huff shut up)
The Chicago Bears Cycle
Year 1: (their quarterback that they just drafted sucks) āitās because our coach sucksā
Year 2: (they fired and replaced this coach, said quarterback still sucks) āitās because our other offensive players arenāt good enough, we need to invest in the offense around him ā THE CHICAGO BEARS ARE CURRENTLY HERE
Year 3: (they invested in the offense and got a bunch of new weapons, but their qb still sucks) āok our qb sucks, letās get a new franchise qb in the draftā
rinse and repeat
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what is the Cleveland Browns cycle
is it just endless misery
Draft a new quarterback
Draft a new quarterback
Sign a new quarterback
Rinse and repeat
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yeah sounds about right
Run the best quarterback in the modern history of your franchise out of town because one of your wide receiverās dads hates him
Watch him succeed elsewhere
Watch other players you let leave succeed elsewhere
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arguably the best QB in their history but what do i know
Sign a bad contract
Sign a bad contract
Sign a bad contract
Rinse and repeat
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at least we had Joe Thomas(?)
Your entire team leaves town
They nigh immediately win a Super Bowl
The replacement team still hasnāt won their division
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benguiend pleaseā¦
itās hard to say whoās been more embarrassing this year
the browns lost to the week 1 bengals but the bears made jj mccarthy look good for a quarter
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im gonna be an alcoholic
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WOOOOO YAAAYYYY
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whenever i decide i wanna get addicted to some new substance i go like insanely overboard the first time so I feel physically sick about doing it again
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thats how you die
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clearly hasnt worked yet
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rather go out with a bang than a 40 year long whimper
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who would like an ishmael fun fact!
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