its so good
i love kim sexler #girlboss
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it is with great sorrow i must inform you that Ishmael, known as Aleph on discord, made a typing mistake, or “Typo” while dm’ing me about the goings-on of the 2025 Seattle Mariners
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i must now commit ritual suicide to make up for the shame this has brought upon me and my clan
/s
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i’m trying to convince my boyfriend to go to a mariners playoff game with me
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if he doesn’t break up with him
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bet
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go to the game youll get to see a guy with a huge ass popping off
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i got to see the blessed man myself this summer and its all i can think about now
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i too am #straight4cal
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Lumi pretty white dress. Dahlia asked Benny for something. Ambrose likely unable to attend Nocturna fully. Erizza, Ambrose and Cassandra (carpenter). Guild gave Silas bear pelt, claw, and head. [People returned from southern expedition.] Rune rock returned to under merchant store floor. Feather deteriorated / ‘aged’ in span of hours.
Met Lucien. Noticed rune (ᛉ) on guild door. Noticed Vaan liked Lumi. Logan made raccoon stew? Ashvales (or rather, everyone) changed clothing. ((Pretty!)) Eliza got invited for coven event. (???) Stiorra and Iskra at same place at same time. (I guess one is Sprixer and the other is Raven?) Got crystals for coven event. ((…oh yeah! Stiorra in dress! Hooray Branwen! \o/))
Lumi to Vaan. Evie to Solomon. Dahlia to Theo. ((I think she just did that to avoided responsibility and embarrassment.)) Jocelyn to Nathaniel? Rue to Haldvar. Cassandre to… someone in tavern. (Maybe Logan?) Allison to Joshua. ((Aha, so that was whom she had given it to.)) Daisy to Declan. Stiorra to Gwen. ((Friends!)) Eliza to Elliot. ((Can sell! 
)) Cassandre to [???]. (Maybe Silas?) Iskra to Edward. Theo to Dane. ((…incoming tragedy.)) Gwen to Branwen.
Dr. Robin checkup Eliza’s leg. Dane was talking with Stiorra in front of doctors’ abode. Crow Raven approached Eliza… and guided her to tavern? Eliza applied make-up to Daisy. Iskra applied to self. (Too much…) Dahlia might have ditched Cassandre… Declan kissed Daisy (on the forehead). Daisy gave paper flower (because Declan allergic to normal flowers).
cal raleigh having an MVP-callibre season is particularly funny because it really has called to a lot of people’s attention that, even in the world of baseball, where the average size of a man’s ass is larger than usual, it is still nonetheless possible for a guy to earn the nickname “Big Dumper”
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also he hit 60 home runs while being a top-level defensive catcher
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ok nvm when you search for buying 3 tickets, the price it gives you is for each. yeah i cannot afford that shit
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i’ll go to the parade if they win
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anyway i havent been able to watch much baseball this year for a bunch of reasons that i dont have time to get into, but i’ve been keeping an eye on the Ms and rooting for them all the way. and youd best believe i’m watching the playoffs.
i save all my superstition for things that don’t matter, like sports, so there’s no way I’m going to be the person who didn’t root for the Mariners and “caused” them to lose.
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I feel offended by the insinuation that I would do such a thing.
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How much are they
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the cheapest i found was 670 each which… no thanks
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I like the mariners in a “they are the baseball team I root for” sense but I dont like them more than i love 670 dollars
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i hear that if cal raleigh hits two more home runs they have to give him mvp, even if aaron judge has a superior season in almost every metric
aaron judge fans certainly can’t disagree that hitting 62 home runs overrides any other aspect of the mvp debate
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