30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#25520

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rainbow light-up keyboard [that is hooked up to the raspberry pi running zugbot]

[one for running zugbot]

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#25521

S: Only dating me as a bit, doesn’t read the instructions for pasta

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#25522

I want to play a game

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#25523

Ive also played league a little bit. Dont know abput this forum mafia thing though

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#25524
  • straight
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#25525
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#25526

oooh i did this with my roommate and a friend once, except it was “theyre perfect… but”

anyway

bothers me, would not date: manipulative, doesnt respect me or my boundaries, treats me like dirt

idc: light up keyboard, plays league or fm, has 2 monitors

i get this was a bit but this game is actually fun

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#25527

if theyre like, a cishet guy, its not an instant no but tbh id prefer some level of queerness

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#25528

i’m a lesbian i don’t think any straight person should be dating me

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#25529

but fair

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#25530
  • plays league of league of legends
  • plays FM
  • responds to my messages once in a blue moon
  • long-distance (but still Possible to see her)
  • edating
  • is religious
  • is devout Mormon
  • Troubled Past:tm:
  • uhhh

bothers most
S: devout mormon
A: responds to my messages once in a blue moon
B: league
C: is religious, Troubled Past, edating
D: long-distance
F: plays FM,
bothers least

I am a people pleaser

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#25531

i know definitively that these are your most sought things in a relationship who are you trying to fool

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#25532

straight girl: You’re not into women why the fuck are you dating me
straight man: I’m not into men why the fuck am i dating you

of course this assumes the sexuality is Known but fair

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#25533

hype moments and aura

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#25534

haha guys I’m definitely not gay what are you talking about I AM YOUR WIFE

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#25535

im not :joy_wolf:

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#25536

my girlfriend is straight i dont think its that much of a red flag :unaware:

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#25537

she is going to beat my ass for slandering her now

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#25538

how does this affect the folermon meta

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#25539

Blue moon: HARD no assuming its a commited romantic relationship. If we’re living together its w/e but if we sont and u arent responding to my messages at least like, once a day, wtf

long distance: yeah idc

edating: ehhhh prob not i really need physical affection

Religious: Depends alot tbh, but not like an instant no (for some it would be but not all)

Devout mormon: no

Troubled past: idk exactly what this means but like, who doesnt have some sort of trauma, perfectly fine

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