“Neonie” is fucking killing me lmao
We got people making transgender OCs of me before GTA 7.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT NICO HARRISON MASTERCLASS
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Gotta be rigged 100%
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adam silver probably told him that if he gave the lakers luka he’d get cooper flagg in the lottery when the mavs inevitably flamed out
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i’m dying
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uh
not literally but still physically
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Hi dying, I’m Ash.
no you’re also dying
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This is true (I have a headache at the moment and a paper to finish tonight).
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get some aspirin and get working
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im also dying but in every way
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Dying?
Just say no!
You legally cannot die without your consent!
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wait really? what do i do if ive already died. Do i like file a complaint?
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ask for “mister cotard” at the desk
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Uh…
You’ve got two options.
First one is that you can sue for having being miskilled. Since I imagine you have a solid case for that, you’d get fast-tracked reincarnation with a higher tier of quality in your next life. I don’t know your exact situation, but depending on how open-shut a case this is, the judge could award you up to $100 million in compensation, which would manifest as a corresponding higher lifetime valuation, inflation adjusted, upon reincarnation.
Alternatively, you can apply for an emergency resurrection form, which returns your soul to your body, but that system tends to be heavily automated due to the immediacy needed, the difficulty of arranging this, and the number of bad actors who attempt to abuse this system. You’ll probably need your immediate deceased family to hire a private lawyer on your behalf to make sure that your form doesn’t get flagged by the system, preferably one of the bulge-bracket law firms to get better odds of getting through the system. Do know that attempting this waives your right to sue for being miskilled, even if you get rejected.
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This made me think “Samsara would probably be a great name for a douchey start-up” only to google and find out that it is, in fact, the name of a douchey startup
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Nobody calls themselves a " Leader in Industrial IoT" if they have even a shred of goodness in their heart
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No one describes themselves or their product as IoT unless they have no clue what they’re even doing.
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Would you rather choose a 1-shift sympathetic job or a 3-shift not very sympathic job, if the second one pays higher?
(To be honest I was only on interviews yet, so I might not have a real choice, but I am interested on opinions.)
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it would depend on the exact difference tbh
pay higher could mean $.50 more an hour, it could mean $5 more an hour
whether its 1st or 3rd shift dont matter much to me personallt tho, more so the fsct that one is sympathetic (unsure what that means, but i assume positive workplace) and one isnt
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