26262nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

A secret thread isn’t very good if you know what it is smh

(Though, tbf, it is something that you could learn if you just like. Searched for the keywords secret thread in this thread. It has been talked about before. Or just try to pay attention and eventually understand. Or hope that someone else properly explains it)

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https://www.reddit.com/r/19684/comments/1kzesi8/rule/

i swear i dont use reddit that much

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why did they ban sex from the subreddit

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i main dynamo

i press one button when two to three people make the mistake of standing in the narrow corridors during late and the game is won

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i wanna play cooler characters!!! but they all suck!!!

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but get this
if they don’t die the first time, i press v and then i press the same button and then it just happens again

all the characters above him on current patch are either geist (debatably) or have the same game plan except they exchange pressing 4 once to pressing 4 then holding their crosshair on the enemy and moving forward until they die

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i have never, in my entire time playing, not seen at least 4/5 of infernus, haze, wraith, warden, shiv in a match

shiv’s a bit worse now but he’s still pretty strong and now is just replaced by calico the majority of the time

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usually either geist tries to be an artillery cannon with her spirit bombs (the correct choice) or goes in

their geist used her life exchange ult (does what it says on the tin) on me three times my last match after i ulted her and it did nothing.

you can’t knockdown me because i’ll buy unstoppable! you can’t kill me because you can’t get close! you… probably can curse me for all of five seconds while i close the gap with 6400 souls worth of movement items i bought for this exact situation

it just feels such a difference between skill required to beat me versus the skill it requires on my end to dash jump and press 4

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You’re breaking the rule

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look i’m not saying that they need to see posts about cable management to deal with their pent up sexual frustrations brought about by their puritanical society

but i’m not not saying that

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i like that subreddit bc its like 196 but people arent posting about sex 24/7

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I was thinking “how bad could this be” and then I checked and.

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Yeah

Im still subbed to it bc i dont really use reddit enough to justify not being subbed
And theres good posts from time to time
But holy if more than half the posts on there dont make me wildly uncomfortable (and are usually flaired correspondingly but sometimes arent)

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the weight of the world is on my shoulders (my right leg hurts really bad and i think i’d have to crawl to get anywhere)

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atlas reference?

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YES.

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