26262nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

i’ll go first

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hahaha not the printouts

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FoL Highschool AU where the mods are the teachers and they print out Marissa’s controversial posts and show them to the entire class

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Remembering bystander’s teacher catching her play mafia in class so he took her laptop and started reading posts out loud in front of the class

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Haha that’s a nightmare, I played so much mafia in class.

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i’m surprised they could read bystander’s posts tbh

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Apparently I made a joke so funny that the two managers laughed for 4 minutes straight at it and then one of them had a bucket of prizes apparently and let me keep one of them? She’s 25 and she has a bucket of prizes in them as though we are preschoolers

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The joke was the fact that the two managers were talking about who hired them, x the guy who basically manages multiple stores and I went “damn I only got Fred” (who was a “manager” at our store)

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It was a really good joke to be fair

I have great comedic timing with one liners

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this wouldnt work against me because im so funny and witty

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The bucket of prizes is a major green flag to me idk. Like yeah baby give me useless plastic I won’t use outside of this afternoon, that shit makes me feel seen.

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I don’t think it’d work on me anymore, I am about the same on the forums as I am in real life. I mean my humor is different because text-based humor and in-person humor are different but like I’m still the same level of funny

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scratch everything i ever said about deadlock i’m so powerful

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I spent an minute eying hooters till I realized they were closed

Anyone who is a regular of the cookie thread knows, hooters have wings near midnight

the only place near litten who sells wings at midnight is hooters

he orders them.

How else am I supposed to get wings

are the wings there any good

Anything I eat is good because I don’t eat much

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