i’ll go first
hahaha not the printouts
FoL Highschool AU where the mods are the teachers and they print out Marissa’s controversial posts and show them to the entire class
Remembering bystander’s teacher catching her play mafia in class so he took her laptop and started reading posts out loud in front of the class
Haha that’s a nightmare, I played so much mafia in class.
i’m surprised they could read bystander’s posts tbh
Apparently I made a joke so funny that the two managers laughed for 4 minutes straight at it and then one of them had a bucket of prizes apparently and let me keep one of them? She’s 25 and she has a bucket of prizes in them as though we are preschoolers
The joke was the fact that the two managers were talking about who hired them, x the guy who basically manages multiple stores and I went “damn I only got Fred” (who was a “manager” at our store)
It was a really good joke to be fair
I have great comedic timing with one liners
this wouldnt work against me because im so funny and witty
The bucket of prizes is a major green flag to me idk. Like yeah baby give me useless plastic I won’t use outside of this afternoon, that shit makes me feel seen.
I don’t think it’d work on me anymore, I am about the same on the forums as I am in real life. I mean my humor is different because text-based humor and in-person humor are different but like I’m still the same level of funny
scratch everything i ever said about deadlock i’m so powerful
I spent an minute eying hooters till I realized they were closed
Anyone who is a regular of the cookie thread knows, hooters have wings near midnight
the only place near litten who sells wings at midnight is hooters
he orders them.
How else am I supposed to get wings
are the wings there any good
Anything I eat is good because I don’t eat much