26262nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

This particular person INSISTED they cook even though the only reason cooking came up in the first place was because I said I was going to cook. They were lke “NO I’m doing it for you”

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i mean
im asusming theres some binary stuff here bc obviously sexuality n gender r fluid and diverse yaddad yadda

but like
if i was dating someone who identified as a man and they identified with a sexuality that is not attracted to women, i wouldnt put up with that. Same with someone who identifies as a woman

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Yeah it’s fair if that’s a hard no for you, I just wanna be clear here that the question is not “somebody who doesn’t see you as a woman”, it is “somebody who sees you as a woman, but still considers themselves [straight/gay] despite being in a relationship with you (for literally no explained reason)”

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if theyre nonbinary ill allow for some fuckery in regards to sexuality bc its hard to make anything binary in that way, but if they were like “i am not attracted to women” and still dated me I would feel very invalidated :joy_wolf:

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NOT transphobic. JUST in complete denial

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S is worst, D is tolerable/don’t care. Bonus, bolded for everything my boyfriend does

S: Doesn’t consider themselves compatible sexuality
A: Thinks I might be a serial killer, distracts me from work on purpose
B: Guilt spirals when they make minor mistake, pagan religious rituals
C: Skill issue and L bozo during intimate moments, confidently incorrect pasta
D: Sexy santa

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(Though obviously there’s no way to psychically know their motivations so it’d probably elicit the same reaction regardless)

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I kind of wnat to be Elizabeth Holmes for Halloween

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I should probably stop using this deck of cards as a drink holder

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I remember hearing someone say this, then I looked through a magazine because I was bored and saw a story from her in it

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omg you can have a theramin or whatever it is that she does

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It was about how innocent she is and how big of a different person she is and how harsh her punishment was

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It sounds like they’re being transphobic to Elizabeth Holmes ngl

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Omg theremins

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@min there’s min

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YBW you better be soon

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in a few weeks!!

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okay

at some point this is just getting fucking ridiculous

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“yeah let’s just cut the budget of one of the single best institutions in our entire state by 91.6%”

statements dreamed up by people who honestly may need to be deported themselves

like

what

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