26262nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

E29. Cheating Death. Unwritten folklore: Lone soldier charged recklessly into fog of war, shot, got shot somewhere, and ran off to rainy field of grass. Had to avoid hypothermia, found farmhouse, entered through basement. Sat on table, faced Death in the form of skeleton. Challenged Death to a game; Death presented (1) Chess, (2) Domino, (3) Dice. Soldier offered “faro”. (Dunno what card game that is.) ((Google says it’s a French banking card game.)) Cheated death and won, but soldier became skeleton whereas skeleton monk / “Death” gained flesh. Speaker was the soldier from 200 years ago. Food is disgusts, can’t sleep, doesn’t seem to age. Hexagonal token made of bone, crumbled to dust.

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i just realised as a tomadachi life enjoyer i can continue to be ybw’s biggest hater and pray for tomadachi life 2 for nintendo switch 2 instead of skong

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Donating plasma ahain MORE KONEY WOO

90 this time

90 plasmas…

it’s actually more like 700 ml

700 plasmas…

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90 plasna donations net you 4.5k without promotions

790 plasma net you 35k

i donate my plasma every 3 hours 4 times a day its my job

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Thatnnets you 73k

YALL
YALL
YALL
YALL
IM FREAKING TF OUT

The math is plasma donations/2 * 100

I DIDNT EVEN THINK IT WAS A POSSIBILITY
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD

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do you think if we just continually took blood out of someone at a stable rate theyd start generating more blood per blood to counteract the blood loss. i have an idea

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sorey i dont mean to cut it off but i literally care about this more than silksong i just didnt see it ever happening

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Why are you freaking the townsfolks out

i just tabbed in thats so funny

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NEW RHYTHM HEAVEN GAMEEEEEEEEEE

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