26262nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#16712
  • queerbaiting with fucking jack black / jason momoa
  • “why is this movie set in fucking napolean dynamite” (is written by the guy who wrote napolean dynamite)
  • all of the really cringey “marketable moments” are all forgotten, random throwaway line went insanely viral
  • horrible half-finished CGI (in the version I watched)

i kinda love it?

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#16713

Also

Happy 4/20 from the East Coast

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#16714

im not sure there would be a more fitting way to go out

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#16715

I seriously, seriously feel like basically all of the script was written by chatgpt.

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#16716

i think that’s only a thing with the pirated versions

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#16717

yeah i pirated the fuck out of that thing

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#16718

no flippin way

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#16719

the closest movie theatre to me not in idaho is like 90 minutes away

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#16720

Wild

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#16721

But also

Why specify not in Idaho?

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#16722

the closest one in idaho is like 25 minutes away and thats less jarringly far

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#16723

…That’s still pretty far

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#16724

But like

That is probably no small amount of “My nearest theater is like, barely 10 minutes?”

I’unno

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#16725

Time as a measure of distance is weird

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#16726

Ten minutes here means “I have to take a kind of out the way path because the plaza the theater is in is at the intersection of two roads and I live at the end of a dead end street that exits in a direction away from where the theater is so all of my paths require some amount of backtracking”

But the other main theater I go to is in the city south of where I like

Which is like 25 minutes away lmao

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#16727

It’s just the incredulity I have for not having a super local theater I think

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#16728

Atlas how are you doing

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#16729

i am currently alive

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#16730

Atlas 2 how are you doing

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#16731

you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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