Hot bitches have fucked sleeping arrangements
Looks at my bed that’s still on a slope because the top end’s screws collapsed from the headboard
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Im still a hot bitch bc my bed wobbles since its lofted but at least its a bed lmao
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One of my housemates years ago slept on the floor. He had a bedframe, but he was too lazy to buy a mattress. Note: he wasn’t struggling financially, he could easily afford a mattress, he was just too lazy to buy one. It was his first time living away from his parents I think
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Tell him to give me money
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oh right
is this one serving you better?
my bed wobbles too but not because its lofted 
Summary
its made of slime
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Summer patch to the soweli Ranks Objects In Her Room Based On How Good They Are For Throwing In The Air (with intent to catch them) List:
scallop sea shell: Kind of fun with the texture if you do it right but it’s sharp. also really light. 3/10
cube of plastic: pretty good in the spin/weight but can end up hurting. 8/10
cube of plastic inverted to be a dodecahedron: lot of the same benefits of the cube, feels more aerodynamic but it’s hollow now & bigger so it requires a bigger catch, ends up collapsing a lot when i miss. 8.5/10
boppy (the rock) (the statue): i don’t even know. sure. why not. 5/10
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Love bringing up periodically for about a year that we really need to start working a particular project soon. We finally start working on it a month ago, but I’m like the lead on it and I had the next week off which basically meant nothing got done in the first two weeks. So now, after about 2 weeks of work, I learn that it basically needs to be done in 3 weeks. I’m not super happy about this because I do not think it’s something that can be completed in 3 weeks.
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this literally never happened. what the fuck are you talking about
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new spiderman movie is actually super good which i didnt expect
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I have my Ragatha plush on my table, and my mom says that she looks like she’s haunting me.
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Okay i might go watch it then
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My ears hurt fuck
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I’ve heard Botox is good for that
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I would hate sleeping on the floor.
My bed is way more comfortable.
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Got that 2 hour of sleep blank work droid stare. I’m ready to operate on autopilot for the next 9 and a half hours
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bro why are we cielle she’s such a bastard 
No it’s not, but we’ll see about my upcoming next.
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I’m assuming that must paralyze something then
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i assumed you had it already
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