26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I was gonna tell you as we covered them

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doesn’t it say on the signup page or something

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iirc the meta is that you get it forgiven by working in a hospital for like a decade

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yeah but like… what if Life Happens during med school and you have to change plans and drop out

just get fucked i guess? :wowee:

(also private loans dont do public service forgiveness - only federal loans. lotta people have to take out private loans too)

i hate these goddamn for-profit education and healthcare systems

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who is ben?

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mister benguined parbecue

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who da fuck is bingus pingus

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tall/short?

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nein, silviu is 4’8"

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Ruling out:

  • Profile picture stuff
    • Color (Jason’s doesn’t fit)
    • Pre-existing media (YBW’s isn’t, Jason’s is)
  • Name chicanery
    • Vowel percentage (Dia is majority vowel, and multiple people on both sides are equally vowel/consonant)
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…rural/urban?

Isn’t Neon in a rural area?

yeah more i think it doesnt work

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Don’t think it’s a pronoun thing, can’t be a “how fast could Atlas find us” thing…

Maybe postcount/like ratios?
Will check when I get back to computer.

prefers men/women?

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Benguined’s aroace, iirc.

nope

nope

youre only getting one add from that