26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

Just had my first every professional massage at 27 and feel like a new man why did no one tell me about them before

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I choose to be a walking talking contradiction

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i choose to be a sitting whispering contradiction

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@discobot roll 1d20+7

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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@discobot roll 1d20

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:game_die: 2

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hm

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@discobot roll 7d20

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:game_die: 14, 19, 17, 18, 12, 2, 15

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@discobot roll 4d20

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:game_die: 2, 3, 13, 17

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@discobot roll 1d100

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:game_die: 63

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4 away…

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from the funny number: 59.

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:baby: : 67
:older_adult: : 69

:nerd_face: : 42

42 isn’t nerd territory anymore. people just say it because it comes from a popular book, and want to look well read.

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@discobot roll 1d100