26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

go in a trenchcoat with someone under u

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hire an imposter and watch from afar with binoculars

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everyone missing the obvious solution of some really really tall platform boots

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Get a stool

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you literally are tho

Has there ever been a MMORPG with a raid boss event where the boss (1st phase) reveals a 2nd phase after getting debuffed, gets defeated (properly granting EXP), and then reappears after an hour even stronger than before (hidden 3rd phase)?

Maybe?

Have everyone else sorority squat while you wear those thick-platform crocs

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Do the Republican special and get some cowboy boots with lifts on the inside.

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closest thing i can think of is the false clear from DMU/UMAD in ffxiv

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Can’t believe I have class tomorrow morning (11am).
This weekend wasn’t long enough (has no classes Thursday or Friday).
I’m so tired (did one [1] hour of rock climbing).

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:man_shrugging:

oh my god shut up let yourself be tired

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Saw coyote v acme today, was v enjoyable!

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things i also hate

  • whenever i fill up my water i can’t time the amount i fill so it’s perfect without overflowing (no i can’t look into the glass)
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It could be worse, as in dispensing anti matter from some coffee machine.

no i’m pretty sure when i spill a bit of water on the floor and have to clean it it’s worse

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Can anyone guess what those things are. I will say hot or cold depending upon the answer of what you say.

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I don’t think so in my case, considering they are repeated phrases rather than actual thoughts. Though sometimes they become jumbled

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Then again it’s not like I’m like aware of everything I said.

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