26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I do very much like that we walked though. He likes walking too. In my previous friend group we just sat at coffee shops. And got driven around if able. Refuse to walk. I like to walk. I dont like motor vehicles if i can walk instead

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you don’t have to worry about that

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evilllll

(i like vehicles because i have trouble walking distances, but i agree that hanging out by just Going To Get Foodstuff is boring)

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Many women like me :relieved: i have a non-insignificant confidence about that. Its just me whos just taking small steps. When im ready ill be ready

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make sure anyone you date is good for you

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Some women ive met are super attracted to tall height, for some it doesnt matter at all. Its a mixed bag. I suppose everyone has their preferences. Character/personality is mostly always important

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Someone IS shouting ā€œfree ice creamā€ outside tihs classroom. I could check it out. But if there’s a catch I’ll be mad. There’s usually a catch

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funniest shit ive seen

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i doubt they have any real catch in mind. you should be less suspicious.

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Least suspicious Atlas post.

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my best advice is try to find someone who you can talk to about those other things. i think it’s a trap to try to be what you think other people expect you to be instead of trying to be who you are, and i had fallen into for a long time. getting other hobbies isn’t a bad thing per se and it’s always good to expand your horizons, but do it because it’s good for you and brings your life enrichment, not because some hypothetical person might find you more interesting.

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you can find urself a baddie who enjoys hearing u talk about mafia

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if i think too hard about the fact chemistry is basically the child of alchemy i’ll want to kill may so i need to distract myself however i can

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idiot: im gonna file a FOIA request for a copy of a Hydrostratigraphic Analysis on a specific oil well in southeastern New Mexico

5 U.S.C. § 552(b)(9):

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If i put myself in the opposite shoes id get bored if someone talks to me mostly about mafia and video gaems, i like talking and hearing about a variety of subjects

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I’m not sure how you predicted this, but there was no catch at all. I got free ice cream.

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yeah this was the inspiration, I was just looking over the FOIA exemptions and most of them were suitably vague to allow for basically anything the govt doesnt want to release to be kept hidden. And then there was one that was just ā€œyou cant ask for geological information on wellsā€

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Have you ever heard of the Morphogenetic field theory?

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@Chloe

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