26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#24577

i have velocity

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#24578

The one you get from punching you in the nose doesn’t count

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#24579

of course it counts. do you see how far i go.

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#24580

Yes, far and beyond, across the blocks

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#24581

imagine the amount of destruction i can cause with that

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#24582

Call me a hater, but using the velocity you get from me punching you doesn’t propel you in the opposite direction you’re intending?

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#24583

if i go far enough i can orbit around earth and get you from the other side

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#24584

I dunno, it feels like there would be alot of buildings in the way

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#24585

roy cluely was roommates at columbia with oomf and he is indeed a weirdo. most normal product of the suburban atlanta industrial complex

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#24586

and they will all go in my wake. six billion 9/11s.

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#24587

Okay well she said it not me, about the might of my punches

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#24588

^silviu is going to cause six billion 9/11s to try and kill just one person. how is any of this acceptable

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#24589

Not to victim blame, but I feel you’d also have a fault in it

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#24590

and now they’re trying to offload the blame to me! in all my innocence! get them behind bars!

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#24591

quick they’re getting away chuck me at the back of their knees to make them buckle over

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#24592

I assumed that the topic of knees would be a touchy one for you

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#24593

it’s going to be touchy for you after i break yours

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#24594

What if I punch you to the moon

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#24595

i’m going to tie you to me so any propulsion i experience you do too.

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#24596

Without hands?

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